• How do you kill a dumb blond? 

  You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the

  bottom of a pool.

Story Jokes

     A dumb blond walks into a barber shop wearing headphones and says, "I need my hair trimmed but don't take off the headphones."

So the guy cuts her hair without taking off the headphones.Two months later she walks into the barber shop. The same guy who cut her hair last time was there and the dumb blond says, " Same thing but don't take off the headphones."

He cuts her hair without taking off the headphones.Three months later she walks into the barber shop again, but there was a differant guy there this time.

 The dumb blond says, "Same thing just don't-" The new person had just taken off the headphones.The dumb blond instantly fell to the floor and the new guy yells, ''She's dead! She's dead! She's dead!" He picks up the headphones and puts them on. All he hears is "Breath in.Breath out.Breath in.Breath out." He puts them back on the dumb blond and she gets up.